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Elvis Presley: Scatter Brain

Elvis Presley once owned a chimp named Scatter. Scatter ate at the dinner table with a knife and fork and was chauffeured around in a Rolls-Royce. Among the "tricks" which Elvis taught Scatter to perform? Drinking bourbon... and pinching women's bottoms.

[Sadly, Scatter grew nasty, was banished to a cage, and died from cirrhosis of the liver. (Presley also owned a mynah bird that was trained to say: "Elvis! Go to hell!")]


Presley, Elvis Aron ["The King"] (1935-1977) American musician and actor [noted for such works as The Sun Sessions (1987), Separate Ways (1973), He Touched Me (1972), Elvis Now (1972), You'll Never Walk Alone (1971), Back In Memphis (1970), How Great Thou Art (1967), His Hand In Mine (1960), A Date With Elvis (1959), Elvis' Golden Records (1958), and Elvis Presley (1956); and for his roles in 33 films (including Blue Hawaii and King Creole)]

[Sources: M. Moser, Rock Stars Do the Dumbest Things]


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