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Hitler's Penis

"According to German newspaper reports, an eight-year-old Adolf Hitler made a bet with a friend that he could pee into a goat's mouth. The goat ended up biting the future Fuhrer's penis, injuring him permanently..."

[In August 2003, a Russian man named Ivan Zudropov announced that he wanted to sell a bizarre family heirloom for $20,000: Hitler's mummified penis. Zudropov, who agreed to allow a DNA test to confirm its origins, explained that his father, a Red Army soldier who saw action in Berlin, was one of the troops who stormed the Nazi's command bunker. According to Zudropov, the Russian soldiers stripped Hitler's body of clothing, then kicked and punched it before hacking it up. "My father wanted to take a souvenir from Hitler," he added. "He first wanted to cut off his head, but later he decided to cut off his penis." Hitler's unit, he added, was just two-and-half-inches long.]


Hitler, Adolf (1889-1945) Austrian-born German fascist politician and demagogue, founder of the German Nazi Party, chancellor of the Third Reich (1933-1945) [noted for his aggressive nationalist philosophy (as embodied in his book Mein Kampf, 1925-1927); for his invasion of Poland (1939), precipitating the outbreak of World War II; and for his regime's "Final Solution": the extermination of several million European homosexuals, Gypsies and Jews]

[Sources: Maxim, Sept. 2001; ananova.com, 1st August 2003; Express Gazeta (Russia)]


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