New Jersey Devils coach Jim Schoenfeld was famously ejected from Game 3 of the NHL Eastern Conference final against the Boston Bruins in 1988. Schoenfeld's classic response to referee Don Koharski? "Have another donut, you fat pig!"
Schoenfeld, Jim (?- ) American hockey player and coach
[Sources: Glenn Liebman, Hockey Shorts: 1001 of the Game's Funniest One-Liners]