Ozzy at the AlamoIn 1982, perpetual stoner Ozzy Osbourne was busted in San Antonio for urinating on the Cenotaph in front of the Alamo (and was promptly banned from the city for 20 years). Some time later, he was asked why, at the time of his arrest, he had been wearing one of his wife Sharon's dresses.
"Ha!" he replied. "The only way my wife could stop me from disappearing for a week was to take my clothes. I'd end up wearing hers. I'd be delivered back to our apartment in a drunken heap, all f---ed up, and she'd be pissed off because I'd puked down the front of her dress."
Osbourne, Ozzy (1948- ) British musician, former Black Sabbath frontman [noted for such
works as
Live at Budokan,
Osbourne Family Album,
No More Tears,
Blizzard of Ozz,
Diary of a Madman,
Ozzmosis,
Down to Earth,
Ozzman Cometh, and
Live & Loud; and for such
books as
Ozzy Talking: Ozzy Osbourne in His Own Words]
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