Bill O'Reilly: LoofahAfter Bill O'Reilly was accused of sexual harassment by Fox News producer Andrea Mackris (in 2004), O'Reilly's detractors were delighted to learn that Mackris had transcribed a call during which he suggested a Caribbean getaway:
"If I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you right away. That would be the first thing I'd do... Yeah, we'd check into the room, and we would order up some room service and, uh, and you'd definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get ino you. I would get 'em into you... maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you...
"You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and, uh, you still would be with your back to me. Then I would kinda put my arm - it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts, you know - so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...
"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing [!] and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."
[According to Mackris's complaint: "During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reilly's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed."]
O'Reilly, Bill (1952?- ) American television host and political commentator [noted for his role as host of Fox's "The O'Reilly Factor"]
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