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Ad Campaign Disabled   Awkward Question "One of Mme Aubernon's guests was relating a conversation with his young son. 'Papa,' the child had asked, 'when you and Maman went on your honeymoon in Italy, where was I?' 'What did you tell him?' asked Mme Aubernon eagerly. 'I thought for a moment,' replied the guest, 'then I said, "You went there with me - and came back with your mother."'" Aubernon, Euphrasie (1825-1899) French salonniere and woman of letters [Sources: C. Skinner, Elegant Wits and Grand Horizontals] More Euphrasie Aubernon anecdotes Related Anecdote Keywords: Awkward Questions Explanations Parenting Evasion Children Honeymoons Conception Witty Replies Sex Sperm View/add Comments [0] 10987654321 Ratings: 9.15 [48 vote(s)]

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