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Handy Tip?

The legendary comic Milton Berle, who reportedly possessed the largest penis in Hollywood, once participated in a "size contest". Shortly before the event, he was offered a word of sage advice. The friendly tip? "Only take out enough to win!"

[Trivia: "Do you know what the four shortest books in history are?" Milton Berle once remarked. "Famous Jewish Astronauts, Ten Thousand Years of German Humor, Irish Gourmet Cooking, and Negroes I Have Met While Yachting."]


Berle, Milton [born Milton Berlinger] [“Mr. Television”] (1908-    ) American entertainer and comedian [noted for his role on the television series "Texaco Star Theater" (1948–1956); for his Autobiography; for his vast collection of jokes (Milton Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-Liners, More of the Best of Milton Berle's Private Joke File...); and for such works as Milton Berle's Mad, Mad World of Comedy and B.S. I Love You: Sixty Funny Years With the Famous and the Infamous]

[Sources: S. Mooney. Useless Sexual Trivia: Tastefully Prurient Facts About Everyone's Favorite Subject; Cigar Aficionado, 1996]


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