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Groucho Marx: Grouchy Logic

Groucho Marx once sent a telegram to the exclusive Friar's Club in Hollywood: "Please accept my resignation," it read. "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."


Marx, Julius Henry ["Groucho"] (1895-1977) American comedian and actor, member of the famous Marx Brothers [noted for his roles in such films as A Girl in Every Port (1952), Love Happy (1950), A Night in Casablanca (1946), Marx Brothers Go West (1940), Marx Brothers at the Circus (1939), A Day at the Races (1937), A Night at the Opera (1935), Duck Soup (1933), Horse Feathers (1932), Monkey Business (1931), Animal Crackers (1930), and The Cocoanuts (1929)]

[Sources: K. Edwards, More Things I Wish I'd Said]


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