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Fonthill Abbey (long)

William Beckford spent much of his immense fortune on a James Wyatt-designed Gothic estate at Fonthill, near Bath. Though the eccentric Beckford actively discouraged visitors, one determined lad managed to slip through the main gate during a service call.

Heading through the park, he came upon a man digging potatoes in a walled vegetable garden. When the latter approached, asking the visitor to identify himself, he explained that his curiosity, piqued by rumors of the estate's great beauty, had tempted him to have a look. The sympathetic gardener showed him around the greenhouses before offering to show him the manor and its remarkable contents.

After a breath-taking tour, the gardener cordially invited the visitor to stay and dine, whereupon he revealed his true identity: William Beckford.

The excited guest naturally stayed, enjoying a magnificent meal and fine conversation. However, with the stroke of eleven, his host retired to bed, asking a footman to show him the door.

"Mr. Beckford ordered me to present his compliments to you, sir," the latter explained, "and I am to say that as you found your way into Fonthill Abbey without assistance, you may find your way out again as best you can, and he hopes that you will take care to avoid the bloodhounds that are let loose in the gardens every night. I wish you good evening, sir."

Finding the door shut firmly behind him, the young man hastened to the nearest tree - which he duly climbed to avoid the hungry hounds. Having spent the night in abject terror, he was unable to come down and make his escape until after dawn.

[Alas, only a quarter century passed before Fonthill's enormous central tower collapsed and the abbey fell into ruin. Financial difficulties also led to the liquidation of Beckford's collection - a circumstance welcomed by many observers. "The only proof of taste he has shown in this collection," William Hazlitt once remarked, "is his getting rid of it."]


Beckford, William (1760-1844) British eccentric, collector, and author [noted for his Oriental romance Vathek (1786)]

[Sources: C. Fadiman, ed., Little, Brown Book of Anecdotes; Oxford Book of Literary Anecdotes]


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