Ike Turner: Control the Hole"Everything is a hole," Ike Turner once declared. "When you're born, two holes - there's a hole at the head of your penis, and you come out of a hole. So you come out, and everything is about holes. When you eat? Hole. When you breathe, it's a hole. When you see, it's a hole. When you hear, it's a hole. And when you die, where you goin'? Right back in the hole. If you get too much money you gonna be in a hole. If you don't get enough, you're definitely gonna be in a hole.
"So to me, the best thing to do is stop tryin' to stay outta the hole: Get in the hole and find out what's happenin' with the hole and try to control the hole. And then you can have the hole, because you understand the hole."
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Turner, Ike (1931- ) American musician, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (1991) [noted for his roles in various films and musical recordings, and for his turbulent marriage to Tina Turner]
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